"Boys, take the underwear off the dog and get to History."
Secondly:
Annie - "PEEE-U!!! The dog just 'fawted'!!!"
Me - "How do you know?"
Annie - "B,b,b,be-because I just smelled his butt, and IT STINKS!!!!"
Me- "Annie get off the ground, AND don't EVER smell the dog's butt again!! Let's eat lunch."

Just another typical homeschooling day here. -It's ok. I'm alright...really.