"Mommy, can you do my hair yike dis?"
"Sure!" (I was fully confident that I could handle that first one. How hard could a side-braid be?)
-Awkward. How about a pony tail instead?
"I yike dis."
"No really. I'm good at pony tails."
"I don't want you to take it out, Mommy."
"Please!! Annie! This is an embarrassment!"
"Have you ever heard of Donald Trump?"
I rest my case.