A couple weeks ago, we went to Six Flags. Obviously, the boys were in all their glory meeting the super heros. So, we're standing in line waiting to meet Batman when I noticed dork man in the red. I did not see any children in that room begging their parents to have their pictures taken with him. As a matter of fact, they weren't even looking in that guy's direction. So I had compassion for the poor guy, and brought my boys over to meet him. I walked over there and said with great excitement to the boys, "LOOK GUYS!!!! It's.....um....ahhhhhh, um, Mr. Lightning-bolt Man!!!!!" Well, that super hero looked at me like I had just called him Wonder Woman and said, "UT! It's FLASH!" Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Flash! But I don't recall you cruising around in the Batmobile nor do I remember you saving Lois Lane from any burning buildings!
Oh and one more thought! does the guy in green have his mask on upside down? I think someone was a little pressed for time and forgot to look in the mirror before he hopped into his little green number!
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Oh my word. Hilarious. LOL, the Green Man definitely has his mask on upside down. My guess is he was so excited about seeing Wonder Woman hoping she'd catch him with her lasso of truth, he just threw that thing on so darn quick, he had no idea it was upside down.
I know, I know - its definitely "Lightning Bolt Man!" :)
I promise, I answered before I saw your post - I didn't cheat!
Ok - last comment I promise. IF you knew anything about your superheroes (obviously you don't), the Green Lantern does not have his mask on upside down. And can you blame the guy you could have thought of something a little more original than "Mr. Lightning Bolt man"!?!
WOW, we may know our Who's the Boss trivia, but SOMEONE sure knows her super hero facts!!! ;)
Oh yeah, and every time I think about Batman and how profusely he was sweating that time I saw him this summer, it makes me want to dry heave. don't tell me that they wash those uniforms every time they use them. Katie and I were staring up at Batman like "Ewwwwwwww! Are you really sweating that much or is that some kind of super power you possess? Sweating excessively to ward off the bad guys?"
Ok, everyone just calm down in here. Our blog is designed to be uplifting and encouraging. First off, DeAnna, thank you for clearing up the matter of the Green Lantern's mask.
Secondly, Kristine, please settle down your tone when speaking to other members of my blog. She is free to express her thoughts. Let's not attack her for knowing the facts of the Green Lantern. I mean, Kenny DOES have the entire outfit. She should know!
Hey, and I thought I was being original by calling him, Mr. Lightning Bolt Man. At least, I didn't yell out, "YO! Dork Man in the Red!"
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